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Best Fathers Day 2016 Jokes and Funny Facts
"A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were."
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
— Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.
Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?Science student: When my father sees my report card! — Submitted by Michael H., Canton, Ohio
Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card.Johnny: I don’t have it.Johnny’s father: Why not?Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
— Submitted by Tyler H., Blacklick, Ohio
"To celebrate fathers day in funny way, here we are going to serving you funny happy fathers day quotes, by which you can make your father happier on the occasion of happy fathers day. Hope following collections of funny fathers day jokes will quite enough for happiness"
Jon: What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?Tom: What?Jon: One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.
— Submitted by Jon W., Stroudsburg, Pa.
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
"“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied."
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
"“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”"
— Submitted by Mark Y., Glendora, Calif.
"Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?Voice: This is my father."
— Submitted by Mike I., Midland, Mich.
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